The best quote isn’t having the most beautiful or the longest words,but the one that matches our feelings when we read it. Misc funny quotes gathered on the Net about sex and marriage, like: 'The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette'. (May be offensive to tight-asses). Famous Quotes by Ralph Waldo Emerson "For every minute you remain angry, you give up sixty seconds of peace of mind." — Ralph Waldo Emerson on Anger.